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Candy, Armouf, and Cute: Yes, that's my amazing husband who is arriving on the scene with his credit card because what you can't see is me, standing next to a cart super full of groceries that I couldn't pay for because I couldn't find my wallet. Not sure you can tell, but he's smiling at me.

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Young people, this is what love looks like when you're old and it's ridiculous how awesome it is. Love also looks like me coming downstairs to a full pot of coffee every morning because coffee is love.

Love looks like i the lunches being made already so I can enjoy that aforementioned cup of coffee. Love looks like someone washing the dishes while his wife catches up on This is Us while plopped on the couch not helping at all.

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And you guys there were signs it would be this way so I have tips for you. In college this love looked like boyfriend Todd running to the store for a danish I was craving or watching me and my friends on the dance shinlng long after he wanted to leave the bar or him looking for my knight in shining armour known across campus by the flower backpack he was carrying which cor course was.

Young people, listen. Do not be fooled by big, showy promposals and giant cards with candy bars glued to them with some cute saying or by your name spelled in pepperoni by a boy who's asking you to homecoming. Wrmour isn't the stuff that lasts and let's be honest Watch how he treats you when Instagram isn't looking.

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